Dear Mr. E. Dutch,
We here at NASA are thrilled to hear of your volunteering for our “Sex in Space” Program. We need remind you that a
complete physical is required for all subjects, when was the last time you saw a proctologist?
The other members of your research team, Bruce, Elton, and
Senator Franks are all looking forward to getting to know you better in the days and nights ahead.
Tet68, Director of Sexual Spatial Operations, Nasa.
You had *way* too fun writing that response....