To: Abathar
It looks like Jeff Miner is right about this. From the New Feel Good Testament:
"The centurion said to Jesus, "Lord, my partner and I had a fight. He scratched me and I scratched back. Now he is in our loft apartment paralyzed with angst and desiring validation."
When Jesus heard this he said, "Dude. Being gay is cool with me. Whatever makes you happy. Now go and scratch no more."
To: macamadamia
"The centurion said to Jesus, "Lord, my partner and I had a fight. He scratched me and I scratched back. Now he is in our loft apartment paralyzed with angst and desiring validation." When Jesus heard this he said, "Dude. Being gay is cool with me. Whatever makes you happy. Now go and scratch no more."
LOL.
I'm surprised that gays haven't come out with their own Bible yet. If they do, that passage will surely find its way in there, along with hairstyling tips and chapters on smart decorating.
83 posted on
04/25/2007 1:34:38 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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