Could you tell us tonight who your supporters are?
Well Bob, some of them here with us tonight. 
Donkey Dude was able to show up and give his support, Hey DD! Sup? 
And Bob, lets give a big hand to Looter Guy!
We are up against a break Rudy, so I will have to cut you short. Please sum up for us what you will do if elected.
Bob, if I win the election I will take your guns and encourage abortion,among other liberal policies.
Umm, Thanks Rudy for coming on the program. Good evening.