[T'wit]

>> ...well read enough to read the NY Times or Washington Post and know where they are coming from and take it with a grain of salt

For gosh sakes, man, take them with AT LEAST a pound of salt, and then be certain to purify your body and mind afterward with a Quarter Pounder with cheese, half an hour in the shower, normal sex, and flushing 20-25 sheets of toilet paper whether you need any or not.

[Eric Blair 2084]

>> ...well read enough to read the NY Times or Washington Post and know where they are coming from and take it with a grain of salt For gosh sakes, man, take them with AT LEAST a pound of salt, and then be certain to purify your body and mind afterward with a Quarter Pounder with cheese, half an hour in the shower, normal sex, and flushing 20-25 sheets of toilet paper whether you need any or not.

25 sheets of toilet paper? Haven't you heard about how horrible TP is for Global Warming. I read in Sports Illustrated that it's bad, so it must be true.