ROFLMAO. You have taken butt-kissing to a new plane, my friend.
BTW, can you point me to the verse in the Bible where Jesus calls those who disagree with him "assholes?" Thanks.
Matthew 23:1-36. Jesus didn’t call his detractors “assholes” but full of rotten corpses, blood on their hands, snakes, worthy of hell, leading others to hell, etc. Pretty strong stuff for his forum. But you probably were just asking rhetorically, huh?