You’re both in the running for the transcriber job, but I don’t take the applications. Maybe you could drop your applications off at the nearest live thread, to be voted on by the occupants of that thread. So far, there are three applicants, and one qualified FReeper who refuses to apply.
I can do it during the summer, maybe, but as a full-time job I can’t. I’ve moved into the jungle and don’t have access to a TV.
I can condense novels much better than the blokes at Readers's Digest.
Seriously, any Russian novel ever written can be better understood by not reading it and instead drinking a bottle of vodka every night for two months.