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To: dmw; Elyse; xsmommy; Kevmo
Truth is, Peach was probably shocked she wasn’t zotted sooner. She was doing everything she could to get zotted. She got her wish. I bet she's over at the anti-freeper site with the rest of those liberal cry babies.

I won't take that bet, that's probably exactly where she is, although I suspect that just like dead people who can't believe they're really dead, she's reading this thread and trying to scream at people and then thinking "oh wait, I'm not there anymore, I was zotted, oh my GAWD, I'm dead Jim, I'm ZOTTED!"

And one day not too far in the future, she'll suddenly find herself standing before The Great White Freep Judgment Seat, where the books shall be opened, and an enormous bright shining entity will say 'does her name appear Ron?', and an eternally wise, white-haired Ronald Reagan will sadly shake his head, and say 'No, oh Great White Freeper, her name does not appear', and then belching smoke and sulfur, dark snarling Carvilles with Hillary-eyes will come running from out of the shadows, and drag her off into the darkness, and as she screams 'where are you TAKING me?!?!' she hears the sardonic, demonic voice of an unseen Rudy chuckling, "why, you're coming with ME, we have an appointment at the Planned Infanticide Clinic, don't you want to GO? BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

And the Great White Freeper thunders "Depart from me ye accursed, into the DemocRAT Underground prepared for the devil and his angels!"

Damn, I think I had too much coffee.
2,152 posted on 04/22/2007 10:30:57 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jan 20, 2009 - "We Don't Know. Where Rudy Went. Just Glad He's Not. The President. Burma Shave.")
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To: mkjessup

Now that is funny! LOL!! Quite creative too.


2,164 posted on 04/22/2007 10:34:43 AM PDT by dmw (Conservatives do NOT vote for liberals.)
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