[theDentist]

Buy an old, dirty pickup, dark color. Then buy a sledgehammer. Beat the hell out of one corner of it. scratch it up. add a few dents here and there. perhaps spill some blood along the fender. Throw some old nailed boards, dirt, empty cans, a tire, a dead mouse, and pull chains in the back. Make it look m e a n.

At least, that's my plan. I have a sunfire convertible that just won't effing die.

[Dead Dog]

I’ve got a Hemi 1500 with 20 inch aluminum rims.....hey it came from the dealer that way.....But I’ve got spent brass rolling around the bed. That de-gayed it.

[FreedomPoster]

You missed the .45 hole in the side of the bed.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

"Buy an old, dirty pickup, dark color. Then buy a sledgehammer. Beat the hell out of one corner of it. scratch it up. add a few dents here and there. perhaps spill some blood along the fender. Throw some old nailed boards, dirt, empty cans, a tire, a dead mouse, and pull chains in the back. Make it look m e a n.

At least, that's my plan. I have a sunfire convertible that just won't effing die.

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Too funny. You also need some brown leaves, a rusty shovel, deer antlers and a pair of green LaCrosse rubber boots stuck down between the cab and bed.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Only then will youze become a man!!

[rockrr]

Buy an old, dirty pickup, dark color.

Or build it yourself like I did:

[jpsb]

perfect description of my pick up. No AC either. Bu then I also have a 5.0 Mustang rag top in similar condition.