[rbookward]

All cars are girlie cars.

REAL MEN sit on flaking ammo boxes tied to a rusting frame with bailing wire. To go faster they just reach up and twiddle with the carburator. To slow down they pull on the choke. To change gears they use a hammer to wack the transmission. They don’t need doors or windows because those just get in the way when whistling at all the hot babes they pass on the expressway. In fact, stuff falling off your vehicle is a proven way to get women to stop and talk to you.

Remember: Chrome and two-tone paint jobs are for whimps!

[mylife]

REAL MEN sit on flaking ammo boxes tied to a rusting frame with bailing wire. To go faster they just reach up and twiddle with the carburator. To slow down they pull on the choke. To change gears they use a hammer to wack the transmission. They don’t need doors or windows because those just get in the way when whistling at all the hot babes they pass on the expressway. In fact, stuff falling off your vehicle is a proven way to get women to stop and talk to you. Remember: Chrome and two-tone paint jobs are for whimps!

You have to read "the Mountain car" By Partick F McManus L0L

"You dont need a fenders, why thats just something to get caught on the bushes"