To: rbookward
REAL MEN sit on flaking ammo boxes tied to a rusting frame with bailing wire. To go faster they just reach up and twiddle with the carburator. To slow down they pull on the choke. To change gears they use a hammer to wack the transmission. They dont need doors or windows because those just get in the way when whistling at all the hot babes they pass on the expressway. In fact, stuff falling off your vehicle is a proven way to get women to stop and talk to you. Remember: Chrome and two-tone paint jobs are for whimps!You have to read "the Mountain car" By Partick F McManus L0L
"You dont need a fenders, why thats just something to get caught on the bushes"
260 posted on
04/09/2007 8:15:56 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts-)
To: mylife
You have to read "the Mountain car" By Partick F McManus L0L One of the funniest writers ever, I have never read that one(The Mountain Car)but well remember his story about the bicycle and riding down the hill past his neighbors "wolf".
542 posted on
09/04/2009 8:10:36 AM PDT by
calex59
(Hope for a new job counts for creating a job! The dimwits are truly insane.)
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