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Mystery Of The Fat Venus (Porn?)
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| 4-9-2007
| Bob Brockie
Posted on 04/09/2007 2:38:27 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
Bill Clinton says, “I’d hit on it.”
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posted on
04/09/2007 3:31:33 PM PDT
by
popdonnelly
(Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
To: Xenalyte
42
posted on
04/09/2007 3:35:16 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Hunter-Thompson '08)
To: blam
The usual/agreed thought about these figurines, has been that they are representations of goddesses/fecundity. The tiny statuettes are thought to represent a pregnant woman; that is why the arms are very thin, while the rest of the body is not. The reason that there never is an engraved face ( except for the bird headed ones ) is because it is a female ideal and not any particular woman.
The picture you posted, from Russian, is very similar to the very well known Venus of Willendorf.
To: blam
Cro-magnun man
Neanderthal man
Bodankadonk man
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posted on
04/09/2007 3:38:19 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Hunter-Thompson '08)
To: blam
I find it amusing that one find a handful of figurines and suddenly they become representative of a culture. A molar and some bone fragments become a wondrous new source of scientific funding because they are interpreted as a possible human ancestor.
I would venture that the reason curvaceous boyish girls have become so popular is because so many fashion designers are homosexual. It is not because most men desire woman who look like young boys it is because those who decide what is fashionable like young boys. I do believe that the increasing acceptance of sexual androgyny has fueled increase in molestation and sexual confusion but what do I know. lol
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posted on
04/09/2007 3:50:00 PM PDT
by
Maelstorm
(A wise man develops a philosophy that drives his politics not the other way around.)
To: blam
BOB BROCKIE
likes the (audience participation).
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posted on
04/09/2007 3:52:17 PM PDT
by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
To: SauronOfMordor
According to Rick Potts “these paleolithic or ancient stone-tool people made one simple implement for nearly a million years.” According to Potts, the stone axe “was the Swiss Army knife of the paleolithic period.”
The fact that these Paleolithic Venus objects were around for thousands of years does not mean that much in light of unchanging stone axes for a million years.
My guess is these Paleolithic Venuses were carved by women not men. I see women as having more time on their hands than men who are out hunting with “Swiss Army” knives. Most likely these “women” would be young girls who are about to “marry” and who desire to be fertile and have babies. Somehow they used these Paleolithic Venuses (perhaps in coming of age ceremonies) as votives to be fertile.
I see this as much more likely scenario than paleolithic porn.
Another scenario is the were collectibles (e.g beanie babies) with which some Stone Age Thomas Kinkade flooded the market.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Oooops. Bob Brockie's off to rehab. nah rehab is a poofter yank idea. Blokes don't do it.
48
posted on
04/09/2007 3:57:04 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(Being a political pundit is so easy anyone can do it, And does)
To: blam
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posted on
04/09/2007 3:59:18 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Kirkwood; blam
A couple thousand years from now, someone will dig up a mudflap girl ... ![](http://donsmaps.com/clickphotos/gagarinovenus.jpg)
![](http://images.art.com/images/-/Mud-Flap-Girl--C10114892.jpeg)
Proof that Homo sapiens continues to evolve.
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:00:33 PM PDT
by
cynwoody
To: blam
Here's my explanation: Due to a nasty curve in the space-time continuum, early humans across the planet got glimpses of the View, starring Rosie O'Donnell. Some of the shaman even saw clips of a Presidential news conference with Helen Thomas speaking.
These "visions" caused the carving of these figures. They were to propitiate these "goddesses," in the hopes that they would never appear on the face of the Earth. Of course, we've stopped making those figurines, and there you are.
John / Billybob
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:16:01 PM PDT
by
Congressman Billybob
(Please get involved: www.ArmorforCongress.com)
To: blam
callipygian
A word so nice you had to post it twice...
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:19:58 PM PDT
by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: muir_redwoods
Yeah, I knew that there were many similarities, I’m not sure if you could consider it a re-write though. Maybe loosely based upon.
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:26:00 PM PDT
by
rednesss
To: ElkGroveDan
What is this guy, crazy? I think he meant fat chicks, not well endowed as most would think of it.
To: blam
So, would a fan of such formations be a callipyianphile?
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:41:11 PM PDT
by
j_tull
(Massachusetts, the Gay State. Once the leader of the American Revolution, now leading its demise.)
To: mkjessup
I like big butts and I will not lie
Some otha brothas will deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung......
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:46:32 PM PDT
by
brwnsuga
(Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
To: blam
![](http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/features/images/corinne_day2_large.jpg) |
Down at the Lido they welcome you With sausage and beer Klaus and The Rooster have been there too But lately he spends his time here
Hangin' with the Mayor and all his friends And nobody cares Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise Blacked out on the stairs
Knock twice, rap with your cane Feels nice, you're out of the rain We got your skinny girl Here at the Western World
Ruthie will give you the silver key To open the red door Lay down your Jackson and you will see The sweetness you've been cryin' for
In the night you hide from the madman You're longing to be But it all comes out on the inside Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane Feels nice, you're out of the rain We got your skinny girl Here at the Western World
In the night you hide from the madman You're longing to be But it all comes out on the inside Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane Feels nice, you're out of the rain We got your skinny girl Here at the Western World
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To: blam
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posted on
04/09/2007 4:55:27 PM PDT
by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: blam
These days a red-blooded man can lose all respectability by admitting to a penchant for well-endowed women.The hell you say I love a women with a plush B&B (Boobs & Butt)
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posted on
04/09/2007 5:01:27 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(Al-Qaidacrats =A new political party combining the anti American left and the anti Semite right)
To: cynwoody
You got it all figured out in that one.
A young man we know found that his route to fame and friendship, if not fortune, in highschool was to draw portraits of the football player's girlfriends.
He enhanced them suitibly. Guys tell him they still have those pictures 6 years later!
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posted on
04/09/2007 5:08:52 PM PDT
by
muawiyah
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