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Mystery Of The Fat Venus (Porn?)
Stuff.com.nz ^ | 4-9-2007 | Bob Brockie

Posted on 04/09/2007 2:38:27 PM PDT by blam

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To: blam
They're known as Palaeolithic Venuses...

Why aren't they known as Paleolithic Helen Thomas with bag on head?

21 posted on 04/09/2007 2:57:41 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: blam
Caveman porn.

That's all it was.

22 posted on 04/09/2007 2:58:36 PM PDT by Lazamataz (God: Always, In All Ways.)
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To: highlander_UW

Helen WISHES she had that waist.


23 posted on 04/09/2007 3:00:02 PM PDT by jagusafr (The proof that we are rightly related to God is that we do our best whether we feel inspired or not")
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To: jagusafr

Maybe they ran low on clay.


24 posted on 04/09/2007 3:02:51 PM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: blam

Baby got back!


25 posted on 04/09/2007 3:05:02 PM PDT by ol' hoghead (He is not here; for he is risen.)
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To: blam

“with over- sized buttocks, long straight or arched trunks, small or missing breasts, and no heads, arms or feet.”
Statues of my ex-wife?


26 posted on 04/09/2007 3:06:02 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: blam
Baby got back.
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27 posted on 04/09/2007 3:07:48 PM PDT by mkjessup (Rudy Giuliani '08!! -- "an aborted fetus in every pot, and no guns in any garage!!!")
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
"Oooops. Bob Brockie's off to rehab."

Agreed...! Me - I'm turned on by a mere, fleeting pulse and anything above that!!!

28 posted on 04/09/2007 3:11:33 PM PDT by Dacus943
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To: blam
What’s all the mystery about...I saw her at the checkout line at the 7-11 with an armful of Twinkies.
29 posted on 04/09/2007 3:11:40 PM PDT by econjack
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To: Erasmus
Larry Flyntstone.

Gneiss one!

30 posted on 04/09/2007 3:12:22 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


31 posted on 04/09/2007 3:13:56 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: blam
A couple thousand years from now, someone will dig up a mudflap girl and wonder what it was for.


32 posted on 04/09/2007 3:13:57 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Xenalyte
Can't we just be in-between? I don't want to be skeletal or Rubenesque.

Of course, but to err a little on the Rubenesque side is better in most guys opinion. Of course there is the danger of rationalization, which can lead to the Rubeneque outcome.

(It's not Like El Gato Gordo can talk, he's the master of such rationalization!)

33 posted on 04/09/2007 3:14:30 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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To: blam
Any better suggestions?

Token good for one free "go" at neolithic brothel chain

34 posted on 04/09/2007 3:15:37 PM PDT by SauronOfMordor (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLJz3N8ayI">Open Season</a> rocks)
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To: blam

Junk in the trunk.


35 posted on 04/09/2007 3:15:48 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: Erasmus

Joke-of-the-day award!


36 posted on 04/09/2007 3:15:57 PM PDT by steveo (Is there anything else I can help you with today?)
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To: El Gato; Bacon Man; Hap
Bacon and Hap have la gata mas gordita!

Here's their Ginger, in all her shaved-for-summer glory. This picture doesn't even begin to do justice to her weightiness.


37 posted on 04/09/2007 3:17:43 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: blam

I thought the article said “little or no breasts”? I’d like to see their understanding of large breasts!


38 posted on 04/09/2007 3:23:44 PM PDT by T.Smith
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To: blam
They've looooooooong been recognized as fertility figures.

...chipped in flint...

Proof the author is an idiot.

39 posted on 04/09/2007 3:25:48 PM PDT by Tinian
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To: rednesss
"Reminds me of “Eaters of the Dead” or the movie based on that book, “The 13th Warrior”. The bad guys all had these figurines"

Don't let me bore you but you do know that that book and movie are rewrites of Beowulf. Crichton wrote it on a bet that he could make Beowulf readable to a modern audience.

40 posted on 04/09/2007 3:29:42 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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