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To: LS

“I have to get this man to a hospital right away.”

“What is it?”

“A big building with lots of windows and sick people. But that’s not important right now.”

AIRPLANE

249 posted on 04/04/2007 6:21:28 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)

To: gitmo

Otto: You're crazy Lite. I mean you can't just shoot into peoples houses. I mean maybe you shot the guy.

Lite: So what if I did?

Otto: Well I don't know I mean that's pretty severe.

Lite shoots the gun at Otto's feet. Otto drops his beer, getting some on his pants.

Otto: Jesus Christ!.

Lite: Hey! Blanks get the job done too.

Otto: You repo men, you guys are all out to ******* (flippin) lunch. Let's get out of here.

~Repoman

264 posted on 04/04/2007 6:26:33 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts-)

To: gitmo

Stewardess #1, to Pilot Peter Graves as Stewardess #2 looks on:

"Someone has killed the other two flight attendants in the back."

Pilot: "Both together?"

Stewardesses, in unison: "Someone has killed the other two flight attendants in the back."

509 posted on 04/04/2007 7:27:49 PM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of News)

To: gitmo

LOL

1,079 posted on 04/05/2007 5:45:28 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Do not think our patience has no end. (beachy 3/22/07))

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