That'll leave a mark. Nice.
To: SubGeniusX
A fellow Frederalist has pointed out that I could have chosen a much more appropriate verse from Matthew. And so, upon his advice, I have revised my e-mail to Dr. Dobson, replacing Matt. 7:21 with Matt 6:1...
Dear Dr. Dobson,
With all due respect, sir, the oath you took when you became a physician would serve you as well in the political world as in the medical: "First, do no harm."
In addition, I believe the job of sorting us all out and determining who among us are the "real" Christians and who are the "cultists" has already been claimed by the Almighty as His own. If you feel that somehow you are better qualified to perform that task, I suggest you take the matter up with Him.
I believe it is customary to end such missives as this with a quotation from Holy scripture. I have chosen Matthew 6:1- "Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven."
And this personal note - Real Christians walk the walk and are concerned with their own faith, sir. Pompous ones bloviate about the faith (or the perceived lack of it) of others.
Sincerely,
- Ruger
Now to e-mail it to the good doctor...
Oh, btw, this Frederalist lives just a few blocks from Focus on the Family, Doc Dobson's HQ. He said he visited them today, that they are getting bombarded by phone calls from Fredheads who are less than amused by what Dobson had to say about Fred's faith...