Bobble head Jesus, only $14.95
It's amazing the lack of respect people demonstrate for other's religions these days, even to the extent of insulting other peoples religion to pimp their product. The owners of the coffee shop will probably have Jesus or Mary adorning their shirts in a less than favorable ad shortly.
These clowns would do pretty well in San Francisco, Ithaca, or Portland.
Bobble head Jesus, only $14.95