[Elsie]

But be prepared to defend equally evil private schools.

:"Ya pays yer money and takes yer chances!"

[Gumlegs]

Gumlegs: But be prepared to defend equally evil private schools.

Elsie: "Ya pays yer money and takes yer chances!"

It's all those other private schools teaching things of which one couldn't possibly approve that are the problem. You know, Muslim madrasas, Hindu high schools, Atheist academies, that sort of thing.