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Using Live Mice...

Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson

We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.

You should notice a significant improvement in response time.

Go go hamsters.


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To: Dead Corpse

Girl babies are typically smaller than boy babies. My oldest brother weighed in at 10 pounds, my sister was 9.75 and I was 9.25. My mother was 5’1”, and had seven kids. I think only two of us were “normal” sized at birth, and two were early enough to be borderline premie. But I’m taller than my brothers, and my sisters are all shorter than 5’4”....Gofigger...;o]


481 posted on 04/04/2007 1:12:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Last time you didn’t have another child who needed attention. I’m sure you’ll all be fine!


482 posted on 04/04/2007 1:25:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Monkey Face

I was two weeks early 9 12. My Next youngest sister was two weeks late at 10 2. My Youngest sister was 10 even and dead on time.


483 posted on 04/04/2007 1:44:58 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep. We counted that into our planning this time. Hence Grandma coming for a month. ;-)


484 posted on 04/04/2007 1:47:38 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!

Out of all seven of my mother’s children, I was the only one who made it on the day the doctor said I would. And according to my mother, I was her easiest delivery.


485 posted on 04/04/2007 1:47:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: John Robinson

In my server romm we keep a 10 lb sledge hammer to destroy old hard drives out of decommissioned servers and pcs. Someone who is no longer here engraved down the handle SERVER REPROGRAMMING TOOL on it.


486 posted on 04/04/2007 1:52:28 PM PDT by Hydroshock (Duncan Hunter For President, checkout gohunter08.com.)
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To: Dead Corpse
... while he wore it he was "intuitively aware of the direction of my home or my office. I'd be waiting in line in the cafeteria and spontaneously think: I live over there."

"Heh, heh, heh ... city folks!" (Curly chuckles in "City Slickers")

487 posted on 04/04/2007 2:37:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I know. I've been doing that since I was a kid. No matter how deep in the Wisconsin woods I went, I could always find my way back to my Grandparents place.

I may get lost on the streets, but I always seem to know which way I'm going in relation to where I left and where I'm headed. I've referred to it as my "Zen method of navigation". I may not take the most direct route, but I'll get where I'm going.

488 posted on 04/04/2007 2:43:52 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Monkey Face
I'm not exactly the "runt" of the litter...

Even if I was born the smallest and the earliest.

489 posted on 04/04/2007 2:51:46 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse
I never get lost either.

Sometimes the place I'm looking for may not be where I expect it to be, but I always know where I am!

That resercher was simply training himself to be aware of directions. That's something that is pretty well ingrained in me now.

490 posted on 04/04/2007 2:53:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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To: NicknamedBob
What I'd like is a sensor pack for various "invisible" spectra. UV, IR, and quite a bit of the rest of the EM wave lengths. Being able to get a sense of pressure off a electromagnetic field could have some interesting applications.

Same for UV/IR in otherwise pitch dark situations.

491 posted on 04/04/2007 2:56:51 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

researcher

Nearly time for a new keyboard.


492 posted on 04/04/2007 2:57:49 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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To: Monkey Face; rottndog
You may recruit The Bunitty if you wish.

The offspring are now of age to hunt so they are out of the nest.

493 posted on 04/04/2007 3:05:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Mobile phones kill more people than exploding cupboards, ironing boards and Godzilla.)
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To: Dead Corpse
"What I'd like is a sensor pack for various "invisible" spectra. UV, IR, and quite a bit of the rest of the EM wave lengths."

The difficulty is not in sensing, modifying, or manipulating the data. It is in making a comprehensive display system.

This is why I've been having such trouble bringing the new space helmets up to my standards.

It's tempting to overload it with computers, but that isn't wise.

494 posted on 04/04/2007 3:09:00 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yah...I see...*yummy*


495 posted on 04/04/2007 3:20:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1812110/posts?page=1

TASMANIANRED is requesting prayers for her sister.


496 posted on 04/04/2007 4:23:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED

Done.


497 posted on 04/04/2007 4:28:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar

This is really a ping for myself to keep the link from getting lost, but you might like it, too.

http://www.goaway-letmepaint.com/cwwj_frame.htm


498 posted on 04/04/2007 4:29:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Tax-chick

That is EXCELLENT artwork! It’s amazing what Inspiration can make you do. :o]


499 posted on 04/04/2007 4:38:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

Welp, I suspect I’ll be in bed soon...I have to go Friday morning to get my leg X-rayed...just-in-case.


500 posted on 04/04/2007 4:49:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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