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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Free Republic; US: California
KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: Monkey Face
How's this? Another Admin God thread.
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posted on
03/31/2007 4:02:49 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
I couldn't get here from there.... I had to go back to the pings. *sob*
142
posted on
03/31/2007 4:07:40 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: sionnsar; John Robinson
Oh Cool!
You snagged this thread for us?
*Big smile*
143
posted on
03/31/2007 4:07:54 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: Monkey Face
144
posted on
03/31/2007 4:08:56 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: fanfan
Hi, Fan!
I have all my things here!
145
posted on
03/31/2007 4:09:57 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; sionnsar
146
posted on
03/31/2007 4:10:48 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
Finally moved in?
Wonderful!
How's your leg?
148
posted on
03/31/2007 4:11:48 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: monkapotamus
WOO-HOO! We're officially here! I got my monkeyshine from monkapotamus!
149
posted on
03/31/2007 4:12:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Lady Jag
Hello, LJ love your tagline : )
150
posted on
03/31/2007 4:13:10 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary, if you want America finished off!)
To: Monkey Face
Yup. Sorry. A little too much text crept into the URL.
151
posted on
03/31/2007 4:13:56 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face
To: fanfan
Oh Cool!
You snagged this thread for us?
*Big smile* It's your fault, you know! *\;-)
153
posted on
03/31/2007 4:14:53 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: fanfan
It hurts like the dickens, today. I loaded my own truck in 20 minutes, and had to wait 20 minutes for the other people to even show up.
Then I ended up bringing in a lot of stuff in my arms (which is another story.) So I'm going to FReep for a bit, eat some sloppy joes, and take my ugly self to bed.
I have curtains on my windows, and books in my shelves, and even managed to put some stuff in my china hutch! WOO-HOO!
154
posted on
03/31/2007 4:15:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: sionnsar
This gonna be the new launch pad?
155
posted on
03/31/2007 4:15:53 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: sionnsar
Ah. Well, you're forgived!
156
posted on
03/31/2007 4:16:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: monkapotamus
157
posted on
03/31/2007 4:16:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: TASMANIANRED
158
posted on
03/31/2007 4:17:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
Afternoon Monkey.
Long time no see.
Girls send a slurpy kiss.
Nearly got lightning struck at work the other night.
I survived, the phone didn't.
159
posted on
03/31/2007 4:17:37 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: TASMANIANRED
Hug the girls! Are you working today?
160
posted on
03/31/2007 4:18:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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