[Proverbs 3-5]

Big Al should be soiling his (rather large) drawers right about now. He (and his inconvenient truth) will be shown to be the fraud he is for ALL the world to see. Unless of course, he just shrinks and scuttles away like the bottom dweller he is.

My apologies to Sir Robin....

Pt I
Bravely Bold Sir Al rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, oh Brave Sir Al.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Al!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Al.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off.....

Pt 2
Brave Sir Al ran away. ("No!")
Bravely ran away, away. ("I didn't!")
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("No!")
Yes, brave Sir Al turned about ("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out. ("I never did!")
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat, ("All lies!")
Bravest of the brave, Sir Al! ("I never!")

Pt 3
He is packing it in,
And packing it up,
And sneaking away,
And buggering off,
And chickening out,
And pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[Freeport]

Yeah! Ah, MPFC is on top of it again!

[roaddog727]

Sweet!

You most certainly in a most prolific way captured my intent!

In a flurry of prophetic prose - but who knows....

He may well just get bent!

[cowtowney]

hilarious.

ManBearPig is in hiding