Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonay."
71 posted on 03/15/2007 3:04:39 PM PDT by RVN Airplane Driver
("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)