Posted on 03/14/2007 7:50:02 PM PDT by anonsquared
Folks, as I'm out and about during the day, I'm oft times drawn into a chat with a nonbeliever, concerning the war on terror, and surprisingly, the two chestnuts I hear the most are the two with the most cobwebs on them. Where are the weapons and where is bin Laden?
... All right, class, once again, as far as the weapons go, Clinton thought Saddam Hussein had them. Kerry thought he had them. Our phoniest friends in France thought he had them, as did our savviest allies, the Mossad.
... The whole world thought Saddam had weapons. He wouldn't play ball. And we couldn't have a perpetual scimitar of Damocles hanging over our heads, so we went in and we took a look.
And guess what? When Saddam Hussein arrived in hell and was given his own access laminate, even Hitler chided him a little for what has to go down as the worst bluff ever in the history of the universe.
Now as far as bin Laden goes, who knows and who cares? If he is still alive, I'm pretty sure at this point, death must look like a promotion to him as he fires up his yak-powered dialysis machine each morning and eats a little lichen off the cave wall.
... Hey, folks, this is just the beginning of this war on terror. We're already stuck in the past. Let's get on with it. We've passed go already. We've checked our $200. Let's give that money and our support to the best troops on the planet so they can go and flatten the enemy.
And then the rest of us can conduct an immediate post mortem to determine exactly when and where we misplaced our cojones.
(Excerpt) Read more at dennismillerradio.com ...
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this is just the beginning of this war on terror.
Dennis makes it look easy.
Dennis Miller is one of the few real brave MEN in HollyWeird that hasn't morphed into a liberal pu$$y or gone queer.
Uh...it was no excerpt. You post the whole enchilada.
I left parts out, hence the ... !
I just gave you the tasty bits of the enchilada.
"Queer" is such a crude term. In the future, please have the good taste to substitute the term "John Edwards".
Thank you.
"Dennis Miller is one of the few real brave MEN in HollyWeird that hasn't morphed into a liberal pu$$y or gone queer."
That's because, and please correct me if anyone feels I'm wrong about this, he already morphed from a liberal pu$$y into a ?conservative?. Back when he was at his peak (probably the late 80's to mid 90's when he was just a stand-up comedian doing HBO specials) he was pretty damn liberal. And I mean, a pretty nasty liberal. I remember catching him a few years later, after he had seemed to disappear from earth, he was making a comeback, and was more conservative than ever. Hey, I like to see Hollywood try to speak with some logic and thought, but he's just another plastic poser.
I couldn't stand him on SNL --at--- alll----.
Perhaps his Hollywood wilderness period was the mugging that turned the liberal into a conservative?
Weren't we all a lot more liberal-minded when we were young?
If you're not a liberal in college, you don't have a heart. If you aren't conservative after growing up, then you don't have a brain...
Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11.
That was was the first thing I thought of too. His rhetoric and your humility are disarming.
"Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11."
Thanks, I did not know this. We could, however, probably debate all night on the accuracy and honesty of his reasons for "changing sides" - if 9/11 is the reason he is giving.
"Dennis Miller freely admits he was a liberal....until 9/11."
Thanks, I did not know this. We could, however, probably debate all night on the accuracy and honesty of his reasons for "changing sides" - if 9/11 is the reason he is giving.
Oh...he means it.
Bump till later....
Did you see this ?
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