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High on the Hog: Lawmakers Share 'Animal House'
ABC News ^ | 3/12/2007 | JAKE TAPPER

Posted on 03/12/2007 7:55:24 AM PDT by markomalley

March 12, 2007 — - A pair of white jockey underwear sits on a bookshelf in the living room. Rat traps adorn nooks and crannies of the dilapidated kitchen. In the refrigerator -- a jar of olives maybe five or six years old. In the freezer, venison at least twice, if not three times, as old. Two sagging unmade beds with dingy sheets stand forlornly in opposite corners of the living room.

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Believe it or not, this is where four of the most powerful men in the U.S. Congress live when they're in Washington. The number two and three leaders of the U.S. Senate -- Majority Whip Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and Democratic caucus Vice Chairman Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. -- share this house with Rep. Bill Delahunt, D-Mass., the chairman of a key House subcommittee on human rights, and their landlord, Rep. George Miller, D-Calif., chairman of the House Education and Labor Committee and the House Democratic Policy Committee.

All four have houses in their home districts, but crash in this two-bedroom townhouse near the Capitol whenever they overnight in the nation's Capitol, which is quite often. One March night, the four allowed, for the first time, TV cameras into their humble living quarters -- Delahunt calls it a "hovel" -- to discuss their interesting arrangement over some pizza and beer.

"I'm sure [voters] think we live in big mansions down here with a lot of servants," Schumer says of their house, which in terms of décor and cleanliness compares unfavorably with the fraternity this reporter belonged to in college.

"There's just something about living in filth and squalor," adds Durbin. "It's been called 'Animal House.'"

"Washington is actually a lonely place," Schumer says. "Millions of acquaintances, many people want something. But no friends. We're friends."

"This is probably the closest to a bi-cameral caucus between what's going on in the Senate and the House," says Durbin. "George is very close to the speaker, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck and I are leadership in the Senate."

So they have conversations at night that make a difference, Durbin says.

"Bill's single, so he's out having a good time," Schumer laughs.

The four talk politics, families, and have the usual roommate squabbles about chipping in for groceries. A COSTCO receipt from 1996 hangs by magnet on the refrigerator; Durbin says he has yet to be repaid for it. Beneath some vicious teasing -- much of it at the expense of Schumer, who seems perhaps the messiest --the four seem to genuinely like one another.

Durbin, chipper in a red sweater, shared the tale of the night he confronted a large rat, killing the beast with a golf club.

"I'm not a good golfer," Durbin quips. "I had to three putt."

Durbin and Schumer are the only members of the Senate who have endorsed a presidential candidate -- Durbin for his fellow Illinoisan, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., Schumer for his fellow New Yorker, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y.

"You are looking at the only two guys in the Senate who have no illusions of running for president," Schumer says.

Durbin says Obama wouldn't even entertain the notion of moving in with them.

"He said, 'The idea of seeing Durbin and Schumer in their boxers is too much for me,'" Durbin says.

"How would you like to wake up every morning at 6 a.m. and see [Schumer] in the buff?" Delahunt asks.

"We would prefer that he wear a burka," says Miller.

Miller bought the house in 1977 with his wife, but she soon opted to instead reside in their East Bay district in the San Francisco area. Other roommates have come and gone based on the fickle whims of politics.

After President Bill Clinton appointed Rep. Leon Panetta, D-Calif., to be director of the White House's Office of Management and Budget, White House ethics rules forced Panetta to find new housing, since it was considered inappropriate for an official in the executive branch to be paying rent to one from the legislative branch, Miller recalls with a chuckle.

"So we found Chuck living in a basement somewhere," Miller recalls. "He says, 'I can't move because I have to get my things together. So we looked around the apartment, we picked up his toothbrush and we said, 'We got your things, Chuck, you can come down the street and you can move in with us.'"

Schumer's decorating style remains much the same. His toiletries sit on a nearby bookshelf, what he jokingly calls his "cosmetic cabinet." In his closet hang three identical suits, along with charcoal briquettes, shutters and arrows.

Schumer says that he hasn't made his bed, wedged right near the entrance, well, ever. Why make your bed? He asks. You just mess it up again that night.

"Why change your socks?" asks Durbin.

"Why change your underwear?" adds Delahunt.

"You wear that suit everyday," Miller says. "Why do you get out of it?"

"They've been trying to persuade me to make my bed for 32 years," Schumer laughs. "No. No."

The golf shoes of Rep. Marty Russo, D-Ill., remain in the living room, but he moved out more than 14 years ago after being defeated for reelection in 1992. Durbin moved in soon after. Delahunt replaced former Rep. Sam Gejdensen, D-Conn., who was defeated in his reelection bid in 2000.

"On numerous nights, we'd find [Delahunt] banging on the door very late, saying, 'Can I come in? Can I come in?'" Miller jokes.

Miller charges $750 in rent, per tenant, which "includes utilities and pretzels," says Delahunt.

"It's not enough, and all they do is bitch and moan about it," Miller laughs.

Delahunt arguably has the worst living quarters, wedged in a bed next to the rather fratty kitchen. Rooms were divvied up based on "seniority," he says.

"I'm the rookie. I've only served 10 years -- the others are close to 40."

"We may be senators," Schumer says of Miller. "But he's the landlord. We know our place."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: markomalley
Adult men living like adolescent boys is not funny, especially this group of adult men.
21 posted on 03/12/2007 9:42:34 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: markomalley

Love it!

Liberals Gone Wild!

I'd buy the video even if it added to their campaign coffers.

Seriesly tho, with the money these guys make, they could afford to live in better, cleaner surroundings. Do we need a campaign to help them out of their circumstances?

Jeez!


22 posted on 03/12/2007 10:52:22 AM PDT by corbie
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To: markomalley
More on Bill Delahunt, who is featured in this article:

"Delahunt has paid close attention to events in, and US relations to Venezuela. In November 2005, he met with Hugo Chavez and engineered a deal in which Venezuela would supply winter home heating oil at a 40% price reduction to thousands of low-income Massachusetts residents. The deal was carried out via the Venezuelan owned Citgo, and brought accusations that Delahunt was assisting an Anti-American tyrant. The congressman, however, has sometimes criticized the Venezuelan president such as in a September 2006 letter expressing "profound disgust" at a speech given by Chavez to the United Nations, in which he personally attacked president Bush. In the letter he urged that Chavez express disagreements "in a more constructive manner," and work with the US to solve problems such as drug trafficking."

24 posted on 03/12/2007 11:22:38 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: duckbutt
"Noticed Durbin killed a rat with a golf club. Wonder how he feels killing one of the family......"

Rats, and rodents in general, will kill and cannibalize each other. They also kill and eat their own young. I can see Durbin eating fried rat.
25 posted on 03/12/2007 11:29:31 AM PDT by mickey finn
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To: markomalley
"How would you like to wake up every morning at 6 a.m. and see [Schumer] in the buff?" Delahunt asks.

I don't care who y'are, that's funny right there.
26 posted on 03/12/2007 7:13:09 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: markomalley
Schumer's decorating style remains much the same. His toiletries sit on a nearby bookshelf, what he jokingly calls his "cosmetic cabinet." In his closet hang three identical suits, along with charcoal briquettes, shutters and arrows.

Schumer says that he hasn't made his bed, wedged right near the entrance, well, ever. Why make your bed? He asks. You just mess it up again that night.


Number one, who the HELL hangs charcoal in the closet?

Number two, and this may be TMI for some . . . he's right about the bed-making. I haven't made the bed in, like, a decade.
27 posted on 03/12/2007 7:15:12 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Graybeard58; synbad600

Me, I figure the cleaning lady is being paid to clean, so I don't care what she thinks about me.

I mean, it's not like she's my mother.

And frankly, my aversion to cleaning is her livelihood. Syn, I hope your friend fired that cleaning service pronto.


28 posted on 03/12/2007 7:18:14 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Xenalyte
I don't care who y'are, that's funny right there.

I don't care how bad Delahunt votes... that sentence can't help but awaken feelings of sympathy from deep down inside of me.

29 posted on 03/12/2007 7:23:33 PM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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To: Xenalyte
Number one, who the HELL hangs charcoal in the closet?

I'm amazed nobody's commented on the arrows. Who the hell has arrows in a closet? What is Schumer worried about, attack from Indian Gaming Casinos lobbyists? The guy is seriously weird.

30 posted on 03/12/2007 7:25:08 PM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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To: Xenalyte

Charcoal absorbs odors. Same idea as putting a box of baking soda in your fridge.

Of course, getting the suits cleaned once in a while would probably eliminate the need for this!


31 posted on 03/12/2007 7:29:53 PM PDT by RebelBanker (May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
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To: rlmorel

Agree with your point about how you treat others, but disagree completely about clean offices.

The smartest man I ever met had an office like a rat's nest.

He has mathematical equations named after him.

(As in , the Bonder-Ferral Differential Equations).

Always nice to everyone, though.


32 posted on 03/12/2007 7:30:52 PM PDT by patton (In spit of it all...)
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To: Alter Kaker
I don't care how bad Delahunt votes... that sentence can't help but awaken feelings of sympathy from deep down inside of me.

That visual produces a feeling in the pit of my stomach - nausea!

33 posted on 03/12/2007 7:31:16 PM PDT by RebelBanker (May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
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To: RebelBanker

Eeeew! That never occurred to me.


34 posted on 03/12/2007 7:31:36 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: Alter Kaker
Who the hell has arrows in a closet?

Dude, look who you're askin'. You do NOT want to know the level of weaponry my closet has achieved. ;)
35 posted on 03/12/2007 7:32:47 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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To: markomalley

Yet another reason why congress should be sent home.
No reason they can't do their business via web conferences and the internet like everyone else.
Keep them at home with their wives and that'll cut a lot of shenanigans out and cut taxpayers costs.
Oh, and give the terrorists one less target.


36 posted on 03/12/2007 7:33:26 PM PDT by dyed_in_the_wool ("O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends" - Koran 5.51)
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To: markomalley
I watched the video. There is like nothing in the frig! Couldn't they at least lay in a supply of frozen pizza? Maybe some deli turkey.
37 posted on 03/12/2007 7:36:33 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: markomalley
This is one of those threads that I assumed was a joke until I saw the video.

What odd people. Kind of creepy.

38 posted on 03/12/2007 7:51:01 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Oh! The Obamanation! Durka durka durka...)
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To: rlmorel
I can only guess at how the Secret Service feels, but after Lurch cursed a Secret Service guy who tripped him up skiing, I am guessing they are not kindly disposed to Liberals.



The fact that there have been no "accidents" during the Clinton years are a testimony to the professionalism of the United States Secret Service. These people are the last true "Knight-Protectors" on the Earth.
39 posted on 03/12/2007 7:55:25 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: 6SJ7
They're Libs. They're cheap. You read the joke about the 1996 receipt from Costco. If one bought something I'm sure the rest would devour it without ever offering to chip in towards the bill.
40 posted on 03/12/2007 8:05:56 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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