To: markomalley
Schumer's decorating style remains much the same. His toiletries sit on a nearby bookshelf, what he jokingly calls his "cosmetic cabinet." In his closet hang three identical suits, along with charcoal briquettes, shutters and arrows.
Schumer says that he hasn't made his bed, wedged right near the entrance, well, ever. Why make your bed? He asks. You just mess it up again that night.
Number one, who the HELL hangs charcoal in the closet?
Number two, and this may be TMI for some . . . he's right about the bed-making. I haven't made the bed in, like, a decade.
27 posted on
03/12/2007 7:15:12 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Xenalyte
Number one, who the HELL hangs charcoal in the closet?I'm amazed nobody's commented on the arrows. Who the hell has arrows in a closet? What is Schumer worried about, attack from Indian Gaming Casinos lobbyists? The guy is seriously weird.
30 posted on
03/12/2007 7:25:08 PM PDT by
Alter Kaker
(Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
To: Xenalyte
Charcoal absorbs odors. Same idea as putting a box of baking soda in your fridge.
Of course, getting the suits cleaned once in a while would probably eliminate the need for this!
31 posted on
03/12/2007 7:29:53 PM PDT by
RebelBanker
(May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
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