Posted on 03/06/2007 5:35:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.
They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.
Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'
This is as funny as the country blowing up a blue glacier that is threatening to close the harbor and shut down their salmon industry. I feel a new New Designer Carbon Credit is in order for this one.
Damn — that Global Warming stuff IS getting serious!!!!!!!!!!
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