Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.It doesn't seem like many caught the source of your post, or if they did, they didn't feel like making a comment. Myself, I've always liked this one:
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
"The Hunt for Red October" is one of my favorite books, and they made a pretty darn good movie adaptation out of it. They changed a few things around but overall did a good job of staying true to the book.
"Crazy Ivan sir! To starboard."