A man sat reading his Bible and smiling. Another man asked him why he was smiling. He replied, " I've just read about God parting the Red Sea for His children to cross over.
The other man said, "surely you don't believe that - they crossed the Reed Sea and it is only a few inches deep"
"Oh I see", said the first man.
A few minutes later the 2nd man saw the first man smiling again and asked him why. He replied, "I'm smiling because our father drowned Phraroah and his army in a few inches of water".
That's great! Thanks for the laugh!