Not offended just enjoy reading silly little posts, thats why I am here, conservatives are fun to play with. They have this air of superiority (for example it is you that can decide what I call myself) it is laughable.
You would love it over at DU, with all the other liberal metrosexual elitists. Do I need to find a link for you, or do you want to search for yourself?
On second thought, you probably already know where it is!
You are beginning to smell like a troll.