[caddie]

I am laughing because I agree with your assessment. Their apple pie filling is so ridiculously hot and napalm-like in that it adheres to the lips and buccal mucosa like superheated tar.

It is amazing to me that people are so down on McDonald's food. Or ANY fast food of ANY ethnicity. It is MUCH LESS crappy and greasy than fish and chips (which will give you instant pancreatitis it is so greasy.)

What people need to do is just get lumberjack-type jobs that force them to burn 8000 calories a day. Then McDonald's would be perfect and cost-effective.

That is what is wrong with the world today: these candy-ass desk jobs.

[Spktyr]

I'm not saying that we should ban fast food. I'm saying that we should ban *just* McDonalds - at least until they start serving food and not their current "food substitutes."
And figure out how to dispense a Hot Apple Pie that is not served at the temperature of atomic fusion.

I have no problems with Burger King, Taco Bell, Jack In The Box, Krystal, or any other chain.