Does this work with dieting too? If I give some poverty stricken third-worlder a big fat check, can I eat his share of the pizza?
In that case, just eating the pizza keeps the poverty stricken third-worlder from eating it, thereby creating the neutralizing effect.
You're good to go. But you have to eat the whole pizza, because there are starving children in other parts of the world.
Hey, maybe that's where the enviroloons got the idea.
Yes. I'll take care the paperwork for you, just mail your check to ...