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Angelina Jolie to Join Council on Foreign Relations
Fox News ^
| February 26, 2007
Posted on 02/26/2007 2:22:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix
NEW YORK — The prestigious Council on Foreign Relations is about to get a jolt of sex appeal.
The exclusive, Manhattan-based foreign-policy group has decided to admit actress Angelina Jolie, a U.N. goodwill ambassador who has taken more than 30 trips worldwide to advocate for refugees, AIDS orphans and disaster victims.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: angelinajolie; vampires
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To: PJ-Comix
Can't wait to read her first essay in Foreign Affairs.....
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posted on
02/26/2007 2:53:00 PM PST
by
Right Cal Gal
(I wouldn't believe liberals if their tongues came notarized!)
To: dead
"Next, Cameron Diaz will become a Buildeveggieburger.
lol...I bet Cameron can't spell that or say it fast three times either.
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posted on
02/26/2007 2:53:19 PM PST
by
Towed_Jumper
(I faithfully fart toward Mecca five times a day.)
To: Right Cal Gal
When the CFR takes a snack break, Angelina will be drinking down those vials of blood.
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posted on
02/26/2007 2:56:03 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Right Cal Gal
She can draw the comic now that Lurie isn't doing it anymore.
To: Right Cal Gal
I suppose the CFR will come out with a sexy swimsuit calendar now.
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posted on
02/26/2007 2:57:26 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Don't screw with the Kitties)
To: AreaMan
How soon when will it be before Playboy has the "Women of the CFR" issue? Is that anything like Miss Foreign Affairs from Dr. Strangelove?
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:01:40 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: PJ-Comix
What kind of relations, exactly? Got any specifics?
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:06:02 PM PST
by
sig226
(How to argue global warming and the Democrat Culture of Corruption - see my profile.)
To: PJ-Comix
Oh, just great. Yesterday my wife says to me, and I kid you not, "We are going to adopt a new dog every time Angelina Jolie adopts another baby."
Why not just make her U.N. Secretary General.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:07:42 PM PST
by
Diplomat
To: PJ-Comix; Gamecock; Alex Murphy; 1000 silverlings; wmfights; Blogger; HarleyD; P-Marlowe; xzins; ...
ROTFLOL!
This is even funnier than today's Jim Cameron hoax.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:11:13 PM PST
by
Dr. Eckleburg
("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
To: PJ-Comix
So it seems that the NWO bunch just co-opted Laura Croft.
Fortuanately we still have:
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:12:11 PM PST
by
Tribune7
(A bleeding heart does nothing but ruin the carpet.)
To: PJ-Comix
She's a high school drop-out.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:12:14 PM PST
by
Dr. Eckleburg
("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
To: Dr. Eckleburg
I heard that Angelina and Billy Bob used to drink each others blood like it was Sangria.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:13:29 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Clintonfatigued
At least she will improve the looks of the Council on Foreign Relations. Don't let her near Kissinger - he might have a heart attack.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:16:13 PM PST
by
popdonnelly
([Democrats] are jubilant at our disasters and are cast down when the rebels are defeated -Sept. 1862)
To: AreaMan
"How soon when will it be before Playboy has the "Women of the CFR" issue?"
Well, to pin up a photo of Madeline Albright would require an 8 by 10 sheet of plywood. I don't think most Playboy readers carry that around.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:34:35 PM PST
by
sergeantdave
(Consider that nearly half the people you pass on the street meet Lenin's definition of useful idiot)
To: Dr. Eckleburg
Could you please post those facts you know about her on this thread also??? I bet MOST people have no idea of how awful she really is.
To: PJ-Comix; Quix
Man, they have let their recruiting standards slide.
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:37:01 PM PST
by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
To: PJ-Comix
What's the cannibal story?
To: Proud_USA_Republican
She TONGUE KISSES her BROTHER in front of CAMERAS??? Who is her brother??? YUK...this chick sounds evil and demened.
To: PJ-Comix
Cocktail Waitress?????? Moron-in-Waiting?????? Coat Check Girl???????????????? Federal Slut???????? Smithsonian Guide???????????????? Ok, I give up!
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:41:25 PM PST
by
Doc Savage
("You couldn't tame me, but you taught me.................")
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/26/2007 3:43:32 PM PST
by
Mr.Atos
(http://mysandmen.blogspot.com)
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