[Cincinatus' Wife]

Democratic presidential candidate, former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, gestures while answering a question during a candidates forum held by AFSCME in Carson City, Nev., Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007.(AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli) (Rich Pedroncelli - AP)

[xcamel]

[George W. Bush]

Breck Girl: "Me, vote for me, I was wrong on Iraq...Hey over here, I'm running for president...Have you seen me shake my hair daintily in the sunlight...please vote for me...You know, I was an idiot to vote for the Iraq war...Hey, is anyone out there?"

[Quick or Dead]

Yes John, we know, you were for the war before you were against it because that worked so well for Jean Francois Cherie. Why don't you tell us about your single payer Socialized Medicine scheme again?

[bray]

So he would prefer that Saddman was still in power. How about the Taliban??

Pray for W and Our Troops

[armymarinemom]

Sad when he thinks a winning strategy slogan is "vote for me I screw up".

[COWBELL]

What the Big Ego candidates fear most is being ignored and perceived as irrelevant.

[nctexan]

I swear... them pills I bought on the internet made it this big!

[musicman]

[Continental Soldier]

Oh, I hope John Edwards stays in the race as long as possible. He is the perfect liberal democrat candidate -- a liar, a phony, a self-seeker, and, on the issues, a complete fool. The longer stooges like Edwards stay in the race, the more fun we will have! For the first time in quite a while, I am actually looking forward to the democrat race for the nomination. lol

[ex-snook]

Hey Edwards, In case no one asks - hired any more bigots?.

[Boazo]

Honestly, if you don't bring up Iraq, I'll bring it up," the former North Carolina senator told about 150 people gathered in a state senator's living room and kitchen. Must be nice to have a kitchen and living room that holds 150 people.

[Rembrandt]

Her Thighness' position on this reminds me of the "Happy Days" episode with Fonzi. The Fonz had clearly been in error on something and was trying to apologize.

Maybe now you're remembering it....."I was rrrrrr....(gives up)", "I was wru, wru, wru...(gives up)", and so on, I can't remember the rest but Hilarious to me reminds me of that episode.

[RichInOC]

And by the way, it's a little known fact, but did you know his daddy worked in a mill?

[Plateau]

Would someone pleeeeeeeeease slap this little punk!