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Dear KG9 Kid,
I extend my deepest apologies to you and your great nation.
I was a bit out of breath at the time and flinched my shot, barely nicking him. It's been eating at me for decades.
Kindest regards,
Duc Phuc Nghiem
Corporal, People's Revolutionary 80th Provisional Infantry Regiment (ret'd.)
P.S.: The other decoration is a fraud. That big fat sissy cut himself shaving. I saw the whole thing in my binoculars.
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Outstanding Idea!
We need to drop all the niceties, and go after this jerk like the slug he is....
[...I was a bit out of breath at the time and
flinched my shot, barely nicking him. It's been
eating at me for decades...]
Is this true or have I been punked?