What the hell does a sneaker bomb have to do with a lite brite?
A sneaker is rather benign isn't it. Who the hell would ever worry about a sneaker?
Who the hell would ever worry about a litebrite?
I guess you are the smartest guy out there. Everyone should bow down to your Spock-Like intellect.
You can tell what objects are dangerous and which are not.
Maybe you and John Kerry can get together and have some mutual ego masterbation.