A sneaker is rather benign isn't it. Who the hell would ever worry about a sneaker?
Who the hell would ever worry about a litebrite?
I guess you are the smartest guy out there. Everyone should bow down to your Spock-Like intellect.
You can tell what objects are dangerous and which are not.
Maybe you and John Kerry can get together and have some mutual ego masterbation.
Non-sequitar. What does the benignness of a sneaker have to do with my (granted) Spock-like intelligence?