IXOYE war spreads to Wisconsin

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[Gamecock]

Ping.

[Drango]

sorry...not all that funny.

[Ole Okie]

sorry...not all that funny.

Oh, I don't know. One side had the nerve to assail cars with "My Child is an Honor Student" stickers.

Other than that, there's no humor in it.

[Christopher Lincoln]

It might be funny if it were from Scrappleface or the like. As it is, I find it bizarre but not funny at all.

[LexBaird]

Are you sure this isn't scrappleface or iowahawk?

[advance_copy]

It may be that it's just so daggone cold up there that it makes people crazy. It's currently 6° F in Duluth.

To all Christians in Northeastern Minnesota and Northwestern Wisconsin: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "turn the other cheek"? That was the Lord talking, and you should pay attention to what He said.

[martin_fierro]

[sonrise57]

Lark news is spoof of all things evangelical.

[KStorm]

To all Christians in Northeastern Minnesota and Northwestern Wisconsin: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "turn the other cheek"? That was the Lord talking, and you should pay attention to what He said.

A successful Irish boxer on one occasion was converted, and he grew in faith and became a preacher of the gospel. He happened to be in a new town setting up his evangelistic tent, and a couple of tough thugs noticed what he was doing. Knowing nothing of the evangelist's background, they made a few insulting remarks to him. The Irishman merely turned and looked at them. Pressing his luck, one of the bullies took a swing and struck a glancing blow on one side of the ex-boxer's face. He shook it off and said nothing as he stuck out his jaw to him again. The fellow took another glance and blew him on the side of the cheek. At that point, the preacher swiftly took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves and announced: 'The Lord gave me no further instructions' - bang!

[lomitarocks]

Wow. I'm totally disappointed in the Christians. THEY (we) should know better.

[rockrr]

Wait 'til they see my "My honor role student can kick your honor role student's ass" sticker ;'}

[advance_copy]

That's a pretty good one.

I really think the message about such things is to not seek revenge, since it belongs to God. Though there's nothing wrong with defending yourself against physical harm.

[spunkets]

My NRA sticker has generated more than a few road rage attacks, one beep and a thumbs up, and a few calls to 1-800-got-agun resulting in felony stops. Some people just suck.

[CDHart]

I hope this is an unfunny joke.

Carolyn

[Noumenon]

We just saw one on the web: "My dressage horse is smarter than your honor student"

I think we'll get it.

[P8riot]

"One of the Christians said something about Darwin being a drunken, godless fool,...

These "Christians" need to research the subject, Darwin may have been a doubter, but he was not "godless". They should heed the scriptural admonitions about making baseless accusations.

And the taunt."and someone on the other side said Jesus was gay, and that pretty much did it,"

is nothing to worry about either. Christ doesn't need us to defend him. Turning the other cheek gets good results here.

[Straight8]

Hard to tell for sure, but that looks like a Montana license plate.

[bmwcyle]

The Christian was in the wrong starting the problem.

[Ole Okie]

Wait 'til they see my "My honor role student can kick your honor role student's ass" sticker ;'}

That'll scare the crap out of 'em. :^))