If we had tortillas, I could do egg tacos. Tomorrow afternoon I'll just get the ingredients out and wait for the Spirit to move me. We have diced tomatoes, too, and seashell noodles :-).
Kinda starting to sound like
Ready, Steady, Cook! Kind of a combination game show and cooking program. Contestants would show up with some combination of cheap ingredients, and then they had 20 minutes to come up with a meal, with the help of a professional chef. They had the use of a kitchen stocked with basic ingredients like salt and spices, but otherwise, they used what they brought. Interesting the combinations they came up with!
I used to watch it when I was overseas...and also taped it for the younger folks back home. I think I was the only one taping stuff for the homefront instead of the other way around. ;-)