Hey at least I don't go around pretending to be the second coming of the Archbishop of Florence. Do you have a mitre in your closet? What's Latin for "I'm a sanctimonious windbag"?
Sanctimonious windbag? That's too funny! Pointing out that you don't have a clue about your subject is "being sanctimonious" and "pretending to be the second coming"? Whew! you need to get a grip...
Care to answer thakney's question and elaborate on your accustions??