[yankeedame]

I was recently approached by four rather sharply dressed young sealions. They expressed an interest in procurring some high yield explosives and remote detonators.

Of course I explained to them I would not sell them the means of killing and maiming innocent boaters. They assured me they had no such intention and I pressed them to reveal their plan. They confided in me that they would take out Barbara Streisand's sewerage line once and for all...

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Grizzled,
LOL! Read you post and intantly thought of this comic strip:

[Grizzled Bear]

I've got several "Pearls Before Swine" books. I love "BLTs are so darn tasty!"