I got an A in Phallus 101

Los Angeles Times ^ | 1/7/06 | Charlotte Allen

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"the lesbian phallus"

"the relation between the phallus and the penis"

Clearly, this "professor" professes there to be a difference between phallus and penis.

Which would lead me to conclude that the lesbian phallus is, in fact, a strap-on.

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

I met a girl from Occidental that took that course.

She said that the American Indian had the largest penis, and the American Jew had the hardest. I introduced my self as Tonto Goldfarb

Yes, but did she demonstrate the Apache Bris?

(See Ed Ames on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson)

[GOPJ]

She said that the American Indian had the largest penis, and the American Jew had the hardest. I introduced my self as Tonto Goldfarb.

ROTFLMAO

[Lokibob]

I remember. I saw it when it happened.

[Cobra64]

I heard it was a hard course.

[Tymesup]

"She said that the American Indian had the largest penis, and the American Jew had the hardest. I introduced my self as Tonto Goldfarb."

And the redneck has the best technique - my friends call me Bubba.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

I got an A in Phallus 101

It could be worse, you could have gotten a Phallus 101 in your A..

[NicknamedBob]

"I got an A in Phallus 101"

I wrote a book in which the word "penis" appeared 99 times.

The word "phallus" appeared once.

I guess I would have flunked this course.

[republican4ever]

"... I can't look at church doors without thinking of Georgia O'Keefe..." Educate me, please. I know how erotic and phallic O'Keefe's painting (her flowers) are. How do they relate to church doors? I obviously have not read the book. Thanks

[Slings and Arrows]

I found the professor:

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[Luke Skyfreeper]

"You might wonder how a lesbian can have a phallus. . .

Wouldn't that be a logical phallusy?"

This line of reasoning is fellatious.

Nice puns.

Really, both of you are cunning linguists!

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Sorry, meant to ping you as well to #51!

[Blind Eye Jones]

That discussion always gets cut short after a week.

Then you turned to your friend and said, "We have to pass the course, otherwise, they're going to phallus!"

[Wacahootie]

Me an Mabel found this rock in a National Park out west.

It wuz the only one in the park that didnt have a name wif a little sign tellin folks wut its name wuz.

Wonder why?

http://buckandmabelsbigadventure.blogspot.com/2006/12/king-kongs-dong.html

[sully777]

I kid you not, I took this course in 2nd grade: The phallic theory centered around an oppressive partiarchal system with three characters name Sally, Dick and Jane. It was gratifying when Dick found Spot.

[Slings and Arrows]

I never knew King Kong was Jewish!

[singfreedom]

If I had enrolled in such classes, and my Father received the bill, my university career would have been very brief indeed!

The author was absolutely dead-on with her assessment that CAREFULLY crafted courses of study have been traded for a hodge-podge of meaningless B.S. The new style "touchy-feely" classes don't teach anything but pseudo-academic double-speak--and they certainly don't prepare anyone for a meaningful vocation! I don't see this changing unless/until corporations start complaining that they can't find acceptable management prospects! Oops. Sorry, I think that's already happening, isn't it? Its the reason we need so many foreign tech/management worker visas issued every year.

I was pleased to see, though, that the article was in the LA Times. I almost fainted!

[ravinson]

I'm very proud of the fact that I took too courses in slang in college. They certainly were a lot more interesting than the Keynesian economics and (socialist) poly sci courses I endured.

[Watery Tart]

Which would lead me to conclude that the lesbian phallus is, in fact, a strap-on.

Did you know they make special cabinets to store 'em?

[martin_fierro]