Hey Tom, get with the program, PT today!
Posted on 01/04/2007 5:59:57 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
Mernin' acad, thanks for Da Blues.
For some people it can be running for 3 miles, for others it can be a long session of 12 once curls.
How are you today?
LOL, darwing, I have been saving this just for you!!
I am well thanks.
And they ask why I like retirement
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys < B>work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Ans wer: Normal .
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
My favorite one:
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun, I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
(eyes popping)
Geez Ma
Too funny.....I'm ready for retirement.
Good morning, Kathy!
Wow you did not get much shut eye did you?? *HUGS*
KEEPING WATCH — U.S. Army Sgt. Munraj Singh, of Bravo Company, 1st Battalion, 102nd Infantry Regiment, looks out over the village of Dingak, Afghanistan, while soldiers with his unit search for possible enemy observation posts and weapons caches, Jan. 3, 2007. U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Michael L. Casteel
d:o)
Well report off Kydto news wire reporttt that Russia may may be forgive all debts of North Korea because of the Russian oil boom that they giving Chia Pet right now with enegry and oil supplies at reduce cost
I have feeling Vlady would send hopefullly case of infamous Russia vodka with special ingredidant if you know what I mean
And another report off Fox news this morning Dubya is replace John Negoataire with some Admiral never hear of this guy
Hey Kathy I check out Fox news wire did you see that this one little baby bear can't sleep in Juneau AK reason is the mild temps are you guys have mild winter in Anhcorage and rest of AK
Passing through the room I think I heard about it....and that a live trap was put out. I'll have to listen for more.
Hi everyone!
So it was on loose get bunch of sleeping tablets for the bear ROFL that knock him out
Just in case I haven't yet come to the update, sending prayers for Mary and her doctors.
Great pics, Kathy. Real pretty and Good Morning! :-)
:)Thanks Kathy-I have been meaning to freepmail you but never find the time.They have ruled out appendicitis and think it is colitis.I am waiting for her to call so I can pick her up at the hospital.She will be taking antibiotics for 5 days and then have follow up tests.She turns 21 years old next week.My baby:)
Fatima, Prayers up for Mary!
*HUGS*
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