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To: greyfoxx39
There appears to be interest in fixing margaritas for tonight's execution. Here is my recipe for the perfect top shelf margarita. You will need a good blender that crushes ice well, not one of those cheap discount store brands but one of those industrial strength ones like they use on TV. Personally, I own a Vita-Mix 5000 and that sucker will turn cinderblocks into fine, granulated sand.

Dump all of this stuff (except the margarita glasses, those come into play later) into a blender and fill 3/4 to the top with ice cubes. Turn blender to the highest setting and let it rip until the ice gets all smoothy so that it pours effortlessly into your salt-rimmed margarita glasses. If the mix is too watery, add a few ice cubes and let it rip again for a few more seconds. If the mix is too solid and won't pour, just add some more tequila and stir it up. Then toss a wedge of lime into each glass and get back to the couch already, lest you miss Saddam's execution.

IF you don't own such a blender, then just make the mix as described above with 24 ounces of cold water and use regular ice cubes.

Makes five ice-cold, wicked powerful and tasty margaritas that go absolutely perfect with executions of mass-murdering Middle East dictators.

If you are sharing the execution with somebody else, just make additional pitchers as necessary!

3,021 posted on 12/29/2006 5:59:23 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I'm 82 days from outliving Steve Irwin)
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To: SamAdams76; sweetliberty

Would you like to add a Blue Thingy recipe?


3,039 posted on 12/29/2006 6:01:22 PM PST by null and void (Propaganda doesn't have to make sense. Hell, it often works better if it doesn't.)
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To: SamAdams76

Ha!

Great recipe, too!


3,046 posted on 12/29/2006 6:01:53 PM PST by JennysCool (Well done, President Ford.)
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To: SamAdams76

LOL - Thanks for the recipe.
Cheers!


3,053 posted on 12/29/2006 6:02:46 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: SamAdams76

Got a 1999 Facelli Private Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon breathing nicely at the moment. It's showtime.


3,054 posted on 12/29/2006 6:02:47 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: SamAdams76

This is a save! I have one of those mixers but it is in strrage ... will search for it tomorrow!


3,151 posted on 12/29/2006 6:14:43 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: SamAdams76

Sam, the one and only time I drank Margaritas, I sucked them down like lemonade...passed out on my feet. That was when I was young and dumb. Never had the courage to try them again, tho.


3,283 posted on 12/29/2006 6:27:34 PM PST by greyfoxx39 (Re:Terrorists: Realize that it has nothing to do with what we have done but with what they want.)
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