The Passion of the Pantsuit: Hillary Is Like The Second Coming of Christ?

MND ^ | December 15, 2006 | Doug Powers

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Hold on to your hat, because this is in the New York Times today:

Probably the juiciest power lunch of the week unfolded at the Four Seasons yesterday as Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton sized up her 2008 presidential chances with none other than the Republican power broker Alfonse M. D’Amato, with former Mayor Edward I. Koch merrily riding shotgun.

Then later:

The restaurant’s Grill Room, usually filled with power lunchers, where Vernon Jordan and Sanford Weill were among the patrons yesterday, began buzzing madly when Mrs. Clinton walked in around 1, the two men said, and about 25 people came by to say hello as she was preparing to leave at 3.

“It was like the Second Coming of Christ,” said Julian Niccolini, the co-owner.

The Second Coming of Christ? Wow. For somebody who probably sees Paris Hilton, Mario Cuomo, George Clooney and Donald Trump fairly regularly, this is saying something!

Before laughing, we should first be appreciative that a liberal (Ms. Niccolini was observed wearing a Hillary button) is admitting that there was indeed a first coming of Christ.

This got me to wondering how this particular Second Coming might be described in a New-New Testament? Probably a little like this:

And the DNC said one to another, ‘who shall roll us back the stone from the door of the sepulchre?’ And looking, they saw the stone rolled back, which caused someone a severe back injury – prompting discussions on long-term disability legislation.

And entering into the sepulchre, which turned out to be a Four Seasons, they saw a young woman sitting on the right side, adorned with a ‘Hillary for President’ button and “nobody died when Clinton lied” t-shirt: and they were astonished. Who saith to them: Be not affrighted, you seek Hillary of Chappequa, who was buried for years in the Ozarks, but she is risen: she is not here. Don’t question this fact, for she has your FBI file.

But go, tell her disciples at the union hall that she goeth before you into DC. There you shall see her, from a great distance, as she told you.

But they going out, fled from the Four Seasons: for a trembling and fear had seized them, for they realized they were standing on a tarp and dangerously near Ft. Marcy Park. And they said nothing to any man: for they were afraid — their computer hard drives were missing.

But she rising early the first day of the week, appeared first to Mary Matalin; out of whom Hillary had cast seven devils but let James Carville remain, for she would need him to run her presidential campaign.

And she gathered the disciples together and served them loaves and fishes on china marked “Property of White House.”

And she said to them: Go ye into the whole world and preach national health care to every creature, then purchase property, sell them lots for double-wides and land-flip until the property values are an artificially high number, harming the meek, but they’ll inherit the earth anyway so it doesn’t matter. Use thy proceeds to tythe to my campaign for the good of all God’s creations, then foreclose on the residents and repeat thy procedure.

And she said to them: There shall be no more sadness; And there shall be no more gagging interns; And there shall be no more tax breaks for the wealthy; And there shall be no more Wal-Mart; And there shall be no more people pointing out that I used to be on the Board of Directors of the devil’s company; And there shall be no more people questioning my motives. These things we will do for the children.

**Major apologies to Mark, Chapter 16

[GBA]

Here is the way the thread was posted when I saw it. (Note the number of views...coincidence?)

The Passion of the Pantsuit: Hillary Is Like The Second Coming of Christ? Posted by Nasty McPhilthy On 12/15/2006 12:31:02 PM PST · 19 replies · 666+ views

[vetsvette]

"Are some of you finally getting the idea that she is likely the next president? Some of you still don't want to believe it."

I've always believed it. Not that she will be all that good a candidate, but the press will treat her like royalty and the Republicans will nominate whomever is next in the "seniority" line whether or not he has any chance for victory. Bob Dole couldn't compete with Slick Willy and the Hildabeast will make mincemeat out of whoever the Republican elite tells us is our candidate.

[vetsvette]

"Man I hope this witch runs, because I`m sick and tired of it ducking direct questions"

I remember everyone saying that that notoriously tough NY press corps would have her for lunch when she ran for the NY Senate seat. They were tough on her all right! (sarcasm) Remember coverage of the debates?? Rick Lazio "violated her space" the lout!!

The press will be in a contest to see who can kiss her fat ass the most times in one candidacy.

[longtermmemmory]

and very very calculated

DaAmato was the Republican who was chanting "Clinton - Damato -Clinton - Damato" in 1996.

We can in no way shape or form take her losing for granted


remember 1996. We have the elitist old guard republicans in charge and they were the ones who gave us the "he is due" pathetic candidacy of Robert Dole.

[OldFriend]

There will never be serious questions asked of the evil one in the dirty pantsuit.

And now I see osamaobama saying he needs bodyguards..........just a way to keep the media away from him. He learned from her heinous.

[Bommer]

“It was like the Second Coming of Christ,” said Julian Niccolini, the co-owner.

Its true. On several occasions I have found my self yelling at the TV "Oh Christ almighty!"

[Screamname]

Yep, I remember that clear as day, "She was horrified when he walked over.."....Oh my, how dare he he step forth towards Queen Bitch of the Universe without permission! Off with his head! I just hope this time Repubs get a guy who will just rip hers off in a debate, none of this obsession with campaign finance like Rick Lazy-o. I couldn`t believe that was all that idiot focused on. 20 gazillion skeletons in her closet and he picks that!

[Carolinamom]

When did Al D'Mato become "a power broker"?

[muleboy]

Are some of you finally getting the idea that she is likely the next president? Some of you still don't want to believe it.

Yessir, and just imagining President Hillary with the 'unitary' powers of a 'wartime' CiC, complemented by the Patriot Act, MCA, warrantless wiretapping, et al, furnished by you-know-who, is enough to make anyone who witnessed her firsthand in Arkansas begin to make contingency plans for either a fake identity or an extended 'vacation' overseas.

Hillary would, if unchecked, make Richard Nixon look tame. Hence the moniker "Tricky Dick-less".

[MurryMom]

McCain had better hope that Bush resists the temptation to adopt McCain's plan to send 20,000 more troops to Iraq. If the troop numbers stay over 100,000 during the 2008 election cycle and Bush's approval number is less than 30%, McCain will be unable to deflect blame from himself.

OTOH, Hillary Clinton has been investigated by dozens of congressional committees, 3 Republican independent counsels, has had exposes written about her in all the major publications, has been demonized 24/7 on talk radio and cable TV for almost a decade. In spite of the baseless attacks upon her character, Mrs. Clinton's approval ratings remain above 50% among the general electorate.

With the Iraq occupation continuing in 2008, Mrs. Clinton will beat the stuffing out of McCain with one hand tied behind her back!

[T Minus Four]

Hilarious blasphemy! I'm a little ashamed at laughing so hard!!!

[NeoCaveman]

Did you read my #12. Try it again.

And the point of the surge, if they go that route, would be to pacify Bagdhad to facilitate troop withdrawal, not to have them there until 2008.

Personally, I've come to the conclusion that the Sunnis and the Shiites can keep killing each other, being distracted from us for a few years, at least.

Besides, I'm not sure moonbat enthusiasm will be high enough to elect Missus Clinton. After all she voted for the war and you are all obsessed with the vote. Unlike the American pipple who are just upset that it wasn't wrapped up in the time it takes to find out who will be the next American Idol.

[NeoCaveman]

From a soldier in Iraq:

"I thought old people were supposed to be more patient than a 24 year old but apparently I have more patience for our victory to unfold in Iraq than 99.9 percent of Americans. Iraq isn’t fast food-you can’t have what you want and have it now. To completely change a country for the first time in it’s entire history takes time, and when I say time I don’t mean 4 years.

Talking doesn’t solve anything with a crazed people, bullets do and we need to be given a chance to work our military magic. Like I told a reporter buddy of mine: War sucks but a world run by Islamofacists sucks more."

http://www.boredsoldier.blogspot.com/