Isn't there some story about him, Christmas and a magic hat? Maybe he's trying to recreate his moment of greatness? (Or maybe the magic hat only works in a war zone? Wait...was the magic hat ever IN a war zone??!)
Isn't there some story about him, Christmas and a magic hat?
"They gave me a hat," Mr. Kerry says. "I have the hat to this day," he declares, rising to pull it from his briefcase. "I have the hat."