[NOLA_homebrewer]

What would be horrific ways to die onboard?

Impulse him out of the tubes with xxxx# air....

Field day the the ion exchanger while operating at power....

Tie his hands and put an EAB mask on him......

If he were a diver, put him over hte bow and then hit him with a burst of active sonar....

Make him stand the midwatch, then put him through department training followed by divisional training followed by GMT, break for lunch (sliders), then run drills all afternoon followed by debriefing then cleanup and then put him on the evening watch...... oh wait, my bust, thats a normal day.....

Gato - 594 tough, 615 stupid.

[rottndog]

Make him stand the midwatch, then put him through department training followed by divisional training followed by GMT, break for lunch (sliders), then run drills all afternoon followed by debriefing then cleanup and then put him on the evening watch......

That's a normal day for you???

Boy, were you guys a bunch of slackers...

[jjm2111]

Nonstop GMT for the rest of his life.

[madison10]

Thought the Navy's specialty was keel-hauling. Can't we do that? Could be a LONG trip under that submarine, though. ;)