Aloha Stadium is old and outdated, and has two open corners that face the ocean (you've seen the NFL Pro Bowl).
Plus all those environmentally-conscious fans...
I always watch the Pro Bowl and the bowl games out there, and I can't recall it being close to this bad before. Sheesh, I think I can see seagulls circling at mid-landfill.
Just 2 TD's to go for the record!