Posted on 11/20/2006 5:54:29 AM PST by redstates4ever
Vlad, that blue really brings out the beauty of your eyes, in which I can read your soul....
"I can't quit you."
The blues Brothers
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My magic wand is bigger than yours
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Hold my hand and I'll bust your a$$
Quiddich anyone?
W, that blue reminds me of the glow from a reactor. Reminds me I have to call Iran back about their latest order.
"I can't believe we are wearing the same Armani".
"Is this what the sharp dressed Scientologist is wearing this season?"
Putie...you're evil is showing.
"Dancing with the Super Powers"
Putin:
Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?
George W:
Why do the neighbors gossip all day behind their doors?
Putin:
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist,
A practical list of "don'ts" fer you.
Don't throw bouquets at me
Don't please my folks to much
Don't laugh at my jokes too much.
People will say we're in love.
George W:
Laugh at your jokes-
Putin:
Don't sigh and gaze at me.
Your sighs are so like mine.
Your eyes mustn't glow like mine
People will say we're in love!
Don't start collecting things
Give me my rose and my glove.
Sweetheart, they're suspecting things
People will say we're in love.
George W:
Some people claim that you are to blame as much as I
Why do you take the trouble to bake my fav'rite pie?
Grantin' your wish I carved our initials on that tree,
Just keep a slice of all the advice you give so free.
Don't praise my charm too much
Don't look so vain with me
Don't stand in the rain with me
People will say we're in love.
Don't take my arm to much
Don't keep your hand in mine
Your hand feels so grand in mine
People will say we're in love!
Don't dance all night with me
'till the stars fade from above
They'll see it's alright with me
People will say we're in love!
How embarrassing when the host and a guest show up in the same dress.
"So, is it true about you taking over for Snape's Potions class?"
Even Tom Cruise was surprised at some of the newer recruits to scientology that were turning up. . . .
Bush: See, we can fingerpaint now and not mess up our good clothes.
Putin: Are you sure this is OK? I feel a little foolish...
Bush: Trust me. Later this afternoon, we'll get cookies and milk, and we can take a nap!
This is soo-o-o-o-oo gay!
Vlad: "George, does this make my butt look big?"
Dubya: "Poot, I know better than to answer that question even when it's Laura asking it. What makes you think I'm going to tell you?"
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
"I feel SOOOO effing stupid, how about you Vladdy?"
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