[Joe 6-pack]

In order to spare her legs any damage at all, I hereby volunteer to carry her and her assault rifle wherever they need to go.

[RSmithOpt]

I'd polish her barrel for her...really, really I would.

I do respect what the Israeli's require of there kids. It would not hurt our kids here the least bit for a 2 year stint.

[ReignOfError]

Somehow, I don't think there will be a shortage of volunteers to carry her rifle for her.