LOL, I posted this the other day:
Sorry.
It’s my fault.
The election thumpin’. My fault. I did it. Me. I caused the Republicans to loose. Sorry about the whole "both houses of Congress lost" thingie, I only meant for them to loose the House, not the Senate, but I got carried away.
So the next thread you see, be it vanity or actual news story/opinion piece, where the author is trying to blame Rush Limbaugh, President Bush, Karl (I thought he was a magnificent bastard?) Rove, War on Christmas, the Christian right, the libertarians, Michael Savage, security moms, soccer moms, Skull and Bones, NASCAR dads, MSM, the individual candidate, Zionists, the House GOP, the Senate GOP, Katrina, the TriLateral Commission, Iraq, War on Terror, Foley, Haggard, ‘culture of corruption’, the stupid American voters, Terry Schiavo, Israel, the weather, the “6-year mid term curse”, Al Gore, Tora Bora, the turnout, the blue-dog democrats, Nintendo Wii, talk radio, the RINOs, the DINOs, the liberals, ACORN, George Soros, Mel Gibson, the smug Mac guy from the commercial, the Jooooos, Donald Rumsfeld, Osama bin Laden, Diebold, aged swiss, women, men, young voters, seasoned citizens, UFOs, blacks, whites, illegal immigrants, Hispanics, the State Department, global warming, fine brandy, the CIA, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dunkin' Donuts, Daily KOS, Hollywood, the leftist tenured professors, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, or the alignment of Uranus in the Sagittarius constellation in the 13th house back on August 23, remember this…
EYESPYSOMETHING DID IT!!
I accept full and total responsibility.
P.S. Lose not loose. I know. It’s a joke.
heheheheh thanks for the funniest post today.
:)
Comic relief at last. Thanks.
Or perhaps I should be stepping forward and saying, "No, it is all MY fault!"
LOL--funniest post evAr!!!!111
That one made my day, so thankya! :D