I am deeply saddened (sarc/off) to report that Sam Hill was captured and subsequently silenced by informed freepers who ruthlessly and without prejudice tortured him with undeniable truths. Rumor has it that he returned to DU from whence he came. I'm in the process of searching snopes now to comfirm the veracity of the rumor.
Awww, returned to DU? Are you sure he wasn't DUI?