"The same Madrassa media started their campaign against Tom Delay, the day he was elected as majority leader. Now, Harry Reid has far more serious ethical problems as does Mollahan, Menendez, Jefferson & Harman and suddenly is ok for them that they won't care."
And this morning on FOX we learned that Harry Reid is really pro-life and also for gun rights! We also learned that Nancy is really a "Centrist". Don't you love learning something new every day?
"We also learned that Nancy is really a "Centrist". Don't you love learning something new every day? "
A little Pelosi humor for the week:
My Fellow Americans: Fear not about Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi
By John Lillpop
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Now that Nancy Pelosi has shattered the gender barrier, glass ceiling, and incredulity index all in one fell swoop, ordinary Americans are starting to worry that she may be just a tad too liberal to be second in the succession line for the U.S. presidency.
After all, Comrade Nancy does hail from San Francisco—the only American city that once tried to join the former USSR, but was rejected because Moscow found folks here too far to the left.
Rest assured fellow citizens, Speaker-elect Pelosi poses no threat to the America that we all know and love. At least not yet, that is.
For the purpose of calming the minds and stomachs of those fearing the worse once Nancy Pelosi is crowned to take over, several common myths and exaggerations concerning San Francisco liberalism must be debunked.
To wit, contrary to popular belief:
-It is NOT a felony to vote Republican in San Francisco, although it is a misdemeanor to register with the knowing intent of voting for a Republican at a future date.
-A special permit is NOT required to fly Old Glory--except on Cinco de Mayo and Fidel Castro’s birthday.
-Speaking English is NOT a hate crime, except at fast-food restaurants, car washes, emergency rooms, and when speaking to Hispanics obviously here illegally.
-Displaying the logo of the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines does NOT violate city ordinances, unless one does so with an arrogant, “America First,” G.W. Bush-type of attitude.
-Attending a Christian church does NOT automatically subject one to higher property taxes: There is an appeals process available.
-Law enforcement job applicants are NOT required to prove that they are transvestite, gay, handicapped or a racial minority to qualify.
-Refusing to smoke marijuana when ordered to by an uniformed police officer is NOT a felony, except for anyone foolish enough to sport a “Bush-Cheney” bumper sticker.
-Working at Wal-Mart is NOT against city law, provided one can prove he or she is an illegal alien from Mexico.
-Abortions are NOT available on those fabulous cable cars, but may be arranged at most self-serve gas stations and progressive piano bars.
-Young Middle Eastern males who speak Arabic are NOT a protected minority until they have first been arrested and charged with a terrorist act(s).
-Being a straight, white, employed Christian male does NOT require one to notify the police before moving into a new neighborhood, or to be listed on a government web site.
-Securing a driver’s license does NOT automatically enroll one as a dues-paying member of the ACLU, and
-Convicted sex offenders moving into San Francisco are NOT automatically registered to vote as Democrats: They have 30 days in which to join the party and register.
So while liberalism is a severe mental disorder that will significantly impact Nancy Pelosi’s judgment, the good news is--heck, there is no good news!
Run for your lives!
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!. He can be reached at: Letters@canadafreepress.com
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/lillpop111106.htm
The MSM uses the Klinton Dictionary, released about the time of Monica-gate! You know the one with the various meanings of is and alone.
Harry Reid also used to be virulently against illegal immigration...
Until he changed this year..